Illiterate, lazy slobs hit a new low at Rochester's compost site on Sunday. I drove over with grass clippings, and was greeted by a big sign that reads "Grass and Leaves ONLY" Tree limbs are forbidden ...

Mint is a robot that propels itself around your floors, mopping up dirt at the press of a button -- which means that even really lazy slobs don't have an excuse anymore.

My idea of eco-conscious clothing is wearing the same jeans for weeks on end without washing them. It’s totally to save water or whatever–not at all because I’m a lazy slob. “Organic” clothing, you ...