Soon it starts raining on Will and his computer, but not on his parade. The party onscreen looks like a poppin' one, with masks, dancing, weird lights and a rave-meets-masquerade feel. Next, he's ...

Olympic torchbearer will.i.am is now as English as a full breakfast. As Roses. As having a wee in one of those street urinals while wearing a plastic Union Flag hat and camera-phoning your mate who’s ...