As a Delta pilot who's logged thousands of hours in the pointy end, let me tell you: these aren't "unruly passenger" footnotes. These are flashing red warnings about the thin blue (and reinforced Kevlar) line protecting every soul on every flight.Last night, Friday, May 29, 2026, United Airlines Flight 2005, a Boeing 737-900 (my former jet) flying from Chicago's O'Hare to Minneapolis with 147 passengers and six crew on board, turned into a real-life thriller at 35,000 feet. A passenger tried to